Beckett: I feel like I just walked into a bad episode of Miami Vice.
Castle: First of all, there are no bad episodes of Miami Vice.

Alexis: They say genius skips a generation.
Castle: Apparently, so does funny.

These pancakes are usually reserved for breakups and Dancing With The Stars eliminations.

Castle: I think she's starting to like me.
Gates: No, I'm not

Our bombers in the building?

Bad things can happen, no matter what you do.

It's like trying to find Waldo in a sea of Waldo's

Most of our victims die for a reason.

There is nothing normal about this.

Yeah, well separated twin stories never end happily, except for The Parent Trap!

Don't tell my mother.

You get cute when you get angry. Not when you get angry with me.

Castle (to Beckett)

Castle Quotes

Beckett: (Clears throat) Ahem. What's the deal with men and boobs, anyway?
Castle: Biological. We can't help it.
Beckett: But doesn't it bother you that they're so obviously not real?
Castle: (Pauses) Santa's not real. We still love opening his presents.

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

Castle