Lanie: A boy. I'm guessing he's about 3 months and he's hungry because he keeps going after the girls.
Castle: Well, who can blame him?

Castle: When we do this, let's not do the dead body in the middle of the aisle.
Beckett: OK. Good call.

Beckett: So you guys dress up for Thanksgiving?
Castle: Doesn't everybody?
Beckett: No, I think that's pretty special to you.

Mathews: You broke three of my ribs.
Castle: I'm sorry. I was going for double digits.

It's not enough that Jerry Tyson disappeared. He wanted his murders to disappear too.

Castle: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?
Beckett: Since when do you ask for permission?

I would say she has amazing potential, as a murderer.

An M.E. investigates the murder of her own doppelganger. It'd be a great story if Lanie weren't living it.

I love when you get angry, I mean at other people, not at me.

Beckett: I was hoping for something more romantic and less Hobbity.
Castle: Why does everyone always think those two are mutually exclusive?

These pieces all over their my story but the shells, that's ours.

I actually like those elephants. They obviously have family values and this one's good with money.

Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.


Esposito: So you're going full hipster now.
Ryan: Have you started jarring artisanal pickles yet?