This just became my favorite case.

Whatever crazy theory I could have come up with, this is better.

Ryan: And you're letting her?
Castle: Well apparently the only way to stop her is by locking her up but according to Miss By-the-Book here that's unlawful imprisonment.

Lanie: A lot of weirdos out there with too much imagination is what happened and yes, I'm looking at you Castle.
Castle: Yes but I only commit my murders on paper. I don't actually do them. A lot more lucrative, a lot less prison.

Ryan: What does it say about your writing when your number one fan tries to kill you?
Castle: That was an accident.
Esposito: One inch higher it would have been a tragedy.

Dude, they're donuts. Either you're in or you're out.

Kate: I've been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you so don't do anything stupid in there, OK?
Castle: Don't worry. I think I've already hit my stupid quota for the day.

Kate: What am I going to do, just sleep in every morning and screw around till the phone rings? What kind of life is that?
Castle: Mine.

Kate: I might as well apply to become a mall cop.
Castle: Ooh, you would look great on a Segway.

At least we know we're in the right place. I definitely stepped in something.

Ryan: Castle, your whole relationship is built on the foundation of your boundary pushing.
Castle: Good point.

Half the time I don't know if I'm smelling our new compost bin or my daughter's rotting ambition.

Castle Quotes

Oh, absolutely not! You will not and do you know why? Because you're a fighter. What have you always told me? No one will give you anything in this life. You must earn it and look at you. Almost 20 years later and you're back on Broadway. You have earned this.

Rick Castle

To bravery, to commitment, to love, to sacrifice.

Ryan