Rick Castle Quotes
Beckett: What was that?
Castle: If I had to guess I'd say something bad.
Castle: What are you doing?
Beckett: Making stuff up. Just like you do.
Castle: Might I suggest a sacrificial altar?
Beckett: No you may not.
Castle: It's as though he's turned being a charming man-child into a career.
Kate: Now that doesn't sound familiar, does it?
I was hoping for squalor. I was counting on squalor. Alexis cannot last in squalor.
Pi: I don't know Mr. C. What color is it?
Martha: Remember the hovel you lived in in college.
Castle: Well, the difference is I was shacking up with Pi.
Castle: Is it just me or does that make sense?
Ryan: No, it's just you.
Beckett: You're trying to drive me crazy, aren't you?
Castle: Well, apparently I already do if we end up with three kids.
Castle: I write serious literature? Beckett you hear that?
Beckett: Yeah I heard. And I'm the president of fantasy land.
Maybe we should put something in our vows about following one another into creepy places.
No Alexis, I do trust you I'm just saying deciding to share an apartment with someone you met on a banana plantation a month ago just doesn't strike me as the smartest decision you've ever made.