Castle

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Castle
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Castle: Is it just me or does that make sense?
Ryan: No, it's just you.

Beckett: You're trying to drive me crazy, aren't you?
Castle: Well, apparently I already do if we end up with three kids.

Castle: I write serious literature? Beckett you hear that?
Beckett: Yeah I heard. And I'm the president of fantasy land.

Maybe we should put something in our vows about following one another into creepy places.

No Alexis, I do trust you I'm just saying deciding to share an apartment with someone you met on a banana plantation a month ago just doesn't strike me as the smartest decision you've ever made.

This just became my favorite case.

Whatever crazy theory I could have come up with, this is better.

Ryan: And you're letting her?
Castle: Well apparently the only way to stop her is by locking her up but according to Miss By-the-Book here that's unlawful imprisonment.

Lanie: A lot of weirdos out there with too much imagination is what happened and yes, I'm looking at you Castle.
Castle: Yes but I only commit my murders on paper. I don't actually do them. A lot more lucrative, a lot less prison.

Ryan: What does it say about your writing when your number one fan tries to kill you?
Castle: That was an accident.
Esposito: One inch higher it would have been a tragedy.

Dude, they're donuts. Either you're in or you're out.

Kate: I've been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you so don't do anything stupid in there, OK?
Castle: Don't worry. I think I've already hit my stupid quota for the day.

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Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

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Castle: How do you know when you're in love?
Beckett: All the songs make sense.