Castle

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Castle
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Ryan: What does it say about your writing when your number one fan tries to kill you?
Castle: That was an accident.
Esposito: One inch higher it would have been a tragedy.

Dude, they're donuts. Either you're in or you're out.

Kate: I've been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you so don't do anything stupid in there, OK?
Castle: Don't worry. I think I've already hit my stupid quota for the day.

Kate: What am I going to do, just sleep in every morning and screw around till the phone rings? What kind of life is that?
Castle: Mine.

Kate: I might as well apply to become a mall cop.
Castle: Ooh, you would look great on a Segway.

At least we know we're in the right place. I definitely stepped in something.

Ryan: Castle, your whole relationship is built on the foundation of your boundary pushing.
Castle: Good point.

Half the time I don't know if I'm smelling our new compost bin or my daughter's rotting ambition.

Pi: We're making smoothies.
Castle: And yet for me, not so smooth.

Tell you what though, next time I say I'm dying to see you let's keep it metaphoric.

Just because we haven't figured it out yet doesn't mean we won't.

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

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Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.

Castle

Castle: How do you know when you're in love?
Beckett: All the songs make sense.

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