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Castle

Ryan: What does it say about your writing when your number one fan tries to kill you?
Castle: That was an accident.
Esposito: One inch higher it would have been a tragedy.

Dude, they're donuts. Either you're in or you're out.

Kate: I've been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you so don't do anything stupid in there, OK?
Castle: Don't worry. I think I've already hit my stupid quota for the day.

Kate: What am I going to do, just sleep in every morning and screw around till the phone rings? What kind of life is that?
Castle: Mine.

Kate: I might as well apply to become a mall cop.
Castle: Ooh, you would look great on a Segway.

At least we know we're in the right place. I definitely stepped in something.

Ryan: Castle, your whole relationship is built on the foundation of your boundary pushing.
Castle: Good point.

Half the time I don't know if I'm smelling our new compost bin or my daughter's rotting ambition.

Pi: We're making smoothies.
Castle: And yet for me, not so smooth.

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