Finn: Where have you been? I asked you to come, like, an hour ago?
Rachel: I was getting a spray tan.

Rachel: Oh my god! What are you doing here!
Santana: Lady Hummel called asking us to do an emergency intervention.
Rachel: On who?
Quinn: You.

Rachel: I like him, and I'm tired of second-guessing something that feels so right.
Kurt: Mmhmm. Well, as long as you're happy and I have a white noise machine, I guess I'm happy too.

Finn, listen to me. You know, even if we, we never won our Sectionals, or Nationals had never happened, it still would have been worth it. I mean, glee, it's about the love of the music. It's about people like Puck and Artie not just singing together but actually being friends. It's about Brittany and Mike dancing just for fun when no one else is around. It's even about the romances. You know they come and go, but they're just as important.

Kurt: I can't do it without a costume or props!
Rachel: You don't need any of that stuff!
Kurt: Yes, I do. You know that I'm at my best when I've got my careful assortment of bells and whistles, like steel scaffolding or my gold lame' pants.

I know I may not be a typical beauty, and no one's ever gonna pay me to walk the runway at Fashion Week or I'm not gonna cure cancer, or write the great American novel, but if you give me a stage to sing on, I know in my gut, there's no one that can beat me.

Cassie: You're not good enough yet.
Rachel: Maybe you're right. I'm not as good of a dancer as you are.
Cassie: Oh, you're finally learning something in here.
Rachel: But I'm just as good of a singer. Maybe even better.
Cassie: You think anyone in here believes that? Because there's a big difference between self-confidence and delusion.
Rachel: No one else has to believe it. No one but me.

Brody: You're not in high school anymore, okay? We're adults. We're making adult choices. You made yourself unavailable. Don't be that crazy girl who expects people to read her mind.
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, but you don't have to be a mind reader to know that she is my mortal enemy. Did it at least suck?
Brody: Are you kidding? It was amazing. Have you seen her ass?

Rachel: I feel like every time we go home it just makes me feel sad and like we're not moving forward, you know? And even though we don't still have our boyfriends we have our dreams. And our ambition.
Kurt: And each other.
Rachel: Right! You are the only significant other that I need in my life.

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Finn: Were you crying about me?
Rachel: I wasn't crying about you.
Finn: Oh.

Finn: Have you been crying?
Rachel: No, I'm fine.
Finn: For two years, I was the guy you came to with every little problem. Are we just gonna pretend we're not even friends anymore?
Rachel: I just...I shouldn't have come here. It's just too weird.

Glee Quotes

The English language lacks the requisite words to express just how much I dislike you.

Sue

Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. Probably because they smile all the time.

Quinn