I know you're scared, but you should feel proud. You took kind of a weird kid and turned him into somebody so comfortable with himself, he's willing to take on a pretty big adventure.

Cam

Margaret is very vulnerable! I've had to rescue her a bunch of times from cults and an Amway pyramid.

Jay

Hey, you're blocking the driveway. Hit the road already.

Haley

That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.

Guys, if we don't figure out a way get out of here soon, we're never gonna make it to the escape room.

The only time I break a sweat is when we run after the ice cream truck

This is house Dunphy. We fail here.

Aww. The scarier you try to be, the more adorable you are.

Phil, we're them! We're the cover of the old people pamphlet.

Claire

Phil: Trust me I'm cool as a cucumber. Something about the coat just knows what my body needs.
Claire: You're sweating like a heroin addict.

Claire: You think maybe you're being a little hard on Luke?
Phil: We're his parents Claire, it's our job to keep him off the stripper pole.

Phil: Well good morning Leonard.
Luke: Leonard?
Phil: I know it's not the well-behaved son Luke who'd never take our car out without a license and get arrested.

Modern Family Quotes

That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.

Phil

We all weave a web of lies. Some we tell to try to help the ones we love, some we tell to try to fool ourselves.

Manny