Phil Dunphy Quotes
I love it that you're smart now.
Laura: Did you pre-heat my oven?
Jay: Not on purpose.
Maybe spend a little less time with your nose in that psych book and a little more time being sexy.
Phil: On the trip's final morning, Dede was found in her room. She had apparently passed peacefully in her sleep, as a smile graced her face and her hands clutched ten pages of suggestions for the hotel staff.
Claire: That is so mom.
I am totally confused about what we're supposed to do.
Ok, so what does real estate equal? Eighty percent contact.
Hey. You there? We're having some trouble getting these bad boys down.
I know you're scared, but you should feel proud. You took kind of a weird kid and turned him into somebody so comfortable with himself, he's willing to take on a pretty big adventure.Cam
Margaret is very vulnerable! I've had to rescue her a bunch of times from cults and an Amway pyramid.Jay
Hey, you're blocking the driveway. Hit the road already.Haley
That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.
Guys, if we don't figure out a way get out of here soon, we're never gonna make it to the escape room.