While you were talking, I put a thumb tack in my neck. Makes me feel something.

Also, there is no internet or Spectravision in the hotel rooms, so plan ahead gentlemen. Porn-wise.

Florida ... I can rent a convertible, you can complain about the heat with elderly people.

[to Danny] Why didn't you tell me? I had Tracy playing Josh Groban last week!

[to Liz] OK, smile ... with your mouth ... wave ... like a human being!

Pete: Happy?
Liz: No, not since I was a child.

The more people you add, the less effective it is. Like a neighborhood dad garage band.

Liz: No one can find out about this ...
Cerie: Find out about what?
Liz: Pete's stealing money!
Pete: Liz's uterus fell out!
Cerie: I think I already knew that.

Another actor? Why? They have so many feelings and opinions!

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