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[to Emily] Have you heard from Thomas Crown?

Padma: I don't know, Nolan. After everything with Marco...
Nolan: My feelings for Groucho Snarx were fleeting and a mistake.

[to Padma] Well, nothing is perfect. Except maybe you.

It's the ghost that gets you.

Well it looks like fauxmance part deux is a runaway success. How's your other boyfriend handling it?

Well bros before hos only works if he's not still in love with the ho, bro.

There would be no company without David and I wasn't about to screw over his daughter after everything that she'd been through. If you don't get that then I don't think we have a future together.

I just became an uncle! Well, one of those non-uncle uncles, like Kracker or Fester.

Jack's currently registering a six at the Freak-o-Meter. Me, I'm at a nine, which must put you at infinity times infinity.

This one time at revenge camp, I met this fellow revenger and guess where he's summering?

Only luddites use snail mail.

I made a petition to make it a demonstration sport at the '92 Olympics. We lost.

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Revenge Quotes

[to Aiden] Hate is a lot like love. You can't force it. You can't fight it. You just have to embrace it when it comes along.


To carry a secret is to play with fire. Try to pass it on and you risk hurting someone else. Hold on to it and eventually you'll get burned.

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