I mean seriously, do you and Aiden flip a coin for who runs the creepiest errand?

Javier: I'm surprised to see you at my party.
Nolan: I am still the master of this universe, so if you want to play in my orbit, where else would I be?

[to Jack] So help me, but I think he is actually motivated by a love for Victoria which only confirms that I will never understand the French.

Why the Aiden face? This is good news.

Javier, my wannabe bestie, this is Emily. My...actual bestie.

Emily: You're testing me.
Nolan: Just want to make sure you're not going to black out and become your own worst Emily.

Victoria: What, no snappy rejoinder?
Nolan: None needed. You let me help break your heart.

Victoria: Do you have any idea what your spiteful retaliation did to my son?
Nolan: Hopefully created an irreparable rift between you two.

[to Aiden] Well, since you won't return my phone calls, I figured I'd use my Find a Former Friend app.

Nolan: Ems, what are you going to do?
Emily: What I should've done in the first place. I'm going to kill them all.

[to Emily] I wish I could just keep you locked up here until the full moon passes.

[to Emily] Your husband's...kind of a hole.

Revenge Quotes

[to Aiden] Hate is a lot like love. You can't force it. You can't fight it. You just have to embrace it when it comes along.

Emily

To carry a secret is to play with fire. Try to pass it on and you risk hurting someone else. Hold on to it and eventually you'll get burned.

Emily