Thanks for coming...Mom. Apologies in advance. I don't think we'll be making it down for Thanksgiving.

Ah, Judge Miller. Your reputation precedes you. I would say it's a pleasure but my mother taught me never to lie.

Ah yes, the Hamptons. If you don't pretend to forgive everyone that you hate, you never get invited everywhere.

Like they say, sanity's relative. Unless, of course, your relatives are insane.

[to Emily] Frankly, my dear, I'm so glad you give a damn.

Nolan: Ems, you're finally going to get your happy ending. I'm really going to miss you.
Emily: Oh, please. You're already hobnobbing with hot redheads.
Nolan: You know gentlemen prefer blondes.

Jack, be a 'glass half full guy.'

Nolan: Well, I would say that a toast is in order.
Jack: To Emily and Kate?
Nolan: No, to my party surviving unscathed! It's a Hamptons freaking miracle!
Jack: Right. To the important stuff.

Nolan: When does anything ever go right for the host of a Hamptons party with you on the guest list?
Emily: I heard that.

David: You're a good friend, Nolan.
Nolan: For a guy who doesn't have many friends, I try not to take any for granted.

Louise: Are you sure you're not from the South? Because you take care of your friends like family.
Nolan: Well, my friends are my family.

Can't I just have a normal friend?

Revenge Quotes

[to Aiden] Hate is a lot like love. You can't force it. You can't fight it. You just have to embrace it when it comes along.


Upon embarking upon a path of revenge, Confucius warns that one should dig two graves. Confucius was right. The second of the two graves was meant for me. I was only saved by my father's infinite love. I know now that revenge only brings darkness. I couldn't see the light until I considered my father's advice to try and forgive. It's not easy but my father once said that nothing worth doing ever is. Well, with one exception.