Winston: Would you consider us adorable?
Nick: No, we're adult men. We're cute.

• Permalink: No, we're adult men. We're cute.
• Added: March 15, 2016

I put on my special underwear because Jess is back because I made a promise I'd be wearing these when you came back.

• Permalink: I put on my special underwear because Jess is back because I made a promise I'd be wearing...
• Added: March 08, 2016

Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing.

• Permalink: Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing.
• Added: March 01, 2016

I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.

• Permalink: I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you.
• Added: March 01, 2016

I knew that French was gonna haunt me.

• Permalink: I knew that French was gonna haunt me.
• Added: February 23, 2016

Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.

• Permalink: Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.
• Added: February 23, 2016

Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.

• Permalink: I lay those out for you Nick.
• Added: February 23, 2016

I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.

• Permalink: I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.
• Added: February 16, 2016

It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.

• Permalink: It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.
• Added: February 16, 2016

That's more like dork magic.

• Permalink: That's more like dork magic.
• Added: February 09, 2016

I want magic, is that so bad?

• Permalink: I want magic, is that so bad?
• Added: February 09, 2016

If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.

• Permalink: If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.
• Added: February 02, 2016