Men of means.

Winston and Nick

You're a real sandwich lady and I wanna scream your name across the ocean.

DeeDee? That's not a name.

I don't know if Hogwarts is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.

Ever since I've known you, you've been there. OK. You're always there. Even when I don't want you there, you're there. That's what a husband does. You fight for me. Thats what a husband does. You care about what I eat. That's what a husband does. You've cooked for me even when I don't ask. That's what a husband does. When I pass out you comb my hair so there's no knots in it. That's what a husband does. So guess what? You're gonna be a great husband to Cece cause you're a great husband to me.

Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.

You got hurt on a hog man!

Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.

I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.

I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.

Everbody has been flashed countless times, right?

It's not gonna end well for these two.

New Girl Quotes

"Hubba, hubba, mama in trubba."

Jess

I was sabotaged by my baby box, which means I will never trust anything that comes out of it.

Jess