Of course it was nice. It's called rebound sex.

Sailors? I could use a little glow.

New Guinea or new booty?

You look fantastic. Who do you think you are...me?

I think I should thank you for being such a klepto-slut.

In the words of Tim Gunn, I'm gonna make this damn thing work!

I want my models to look like they're walking a Parisian runway not a pirate's plank.

He better sweep me off my feet and onto my back before Liam is done with that dinner.

How tired does one have to be to resist THIS?!?

The only thing that bothers me is hearing the word 'parents' in bed.

If I have to endure this game for one more minute, I will bake a cake six stories high so I can jump off the top of it.

Oh you're sad and lonely, maybe we should hang out.


We're not just friends, we're a family. And nobody messes with my family.


Mrs. Clark: We have a life together.
Naomi: Mom, what kind of life is this?