Jen: Screw you...you crazy bitch.
Naomi: Screw you...I love you too.

I'll hire a nurse who specializes in treating severe cases of bitch.

If you don't stop talking and put that thermometer in your mouth, I will find another place to stick it.

I don't care about penetrating PJ's compound.

I just didn't think it would be Jen who would break my heart.

I said some hippie freaks were selling their crap; she probably wanted to go be with her people.

I happen to believe life means something if you enjoy it.

Preston Hillingsbrook

Son of a bitch is married.

Okay, not a flashlight!

Have you started practicing hailing cabs and being snobbish about pizza?

I take it that role-playing is on your resumes.

My home looks like a well-appointed Chuck E. Cheese.

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Glad to see you didn't sleep in the god-awful Catwoman costume.

Jen [to Naomi]

Dixon: No lies. Just you, and me, and half sausage, half pepperoni.
Sasha: Get lost.

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