What is so terrible about me being a relationship where I can't possibly get hurt and I get a new Mercedes.

Dixon really does have a white sister from Kansas!

Okay let's get cozy and look like we're hanging out in a Sons of Anarchy episode until my ring shows up.

Considering what you did with Taylor you're lucky he isn't using the Laker girls to get even...and I mean all of them.

I'm not gonna tell Max something's that's gonna hurt him, Alec, I've done enough.

Teddy would make a great dad! Shane too! Oh my God I wish I had two gay dads who loved me to pieces and then could tell me when my dress and my bag were too matchy matchy.

Here I am, former bitch asking for your forgiveness. Please don't let the message get lost because I'm perfect physically.

Don't worry you can keep the costume and elf his brains out later.

Any chance this is geek speak for everything's gonna be just fine?

I have the hottest smartest man on the planet. I don't need drama.

If you're taking this underground Alec, make no mistake I'll meet you there.

You're Ryan Lochte. Standing in front of me shimmering like a gold medal.


We're not just friends, we're a family. And nobody messes with my family.


Mrs. Clark: We have a life together.
Naomi: Mom, what kind of life is this?