Be honest? Ugh I keep forgetting you're new around here.

It's bad enough to be defined as a divorcee, but a two time divorcee? I can't handle that.

Naomi: I can't believe you brought that homeopathic tea with you, that's so stupid.
Adrianna: It's kind of addictive.

No, no tea. I'm not some pathetic hippie dippie failure.

Maybe I'd rather lose one friendship over my only brother.

Wait why does my brother live in a crappy apartment when I live in an 8 bedroom mansion?

I just wanted someone to share a bond with me that we couldn't walk away from.

We're having a mutual friendly separation so I don't understand why we can't be friends.

Getting married like that was so Britney Spears.

I've been on my own since I was 16. I've been pretending to be an adult for so long, I'm not, I'm not an adult. And I was mad at you for acting like a child because I never got to be one.

Massachusetts? What am I supposed to do there huh? Plan pilgrim dinners?

I gave up New York for love.


It's not a mom and dad who are home eating bon bons. It's a couple who's f%$k!

Rob Estes

I am not the kind of girl who can wait until Christmas morning to unwrap her present.