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Mike-and-molly

Mike: Maybe if you had talked a little less and listened a little more we wouldn't be in this mess!
Molly: Really?
Mike: Listen, I don't want a big fight.
Molly: Well, it's too late for that.

Do you really want to raise a child in a house with your mom and sister? His first birthday will be at the Betty Ford Clinic!

Mike: I'm the kind of guy that likes to think things through.
Carl: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

When you go on vacation it's kind of a vacation for all of us.

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