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Pearce: I don't owe you a damn thing!
Michael: What about Max's wife, what do you owe her?

Fiona: Thank you Michael.
Michael: For what?
Fiona: Quality time.

Sam: Oh great, we're going to snatch a murder with a couple of magnets and a roll of duct-tape?
Michael: And guns Sam, plenty of guns.

Jesse: I don't mean to second guess you, but how are you going to distract four guys with Mac-10s?
Michael: I'm working on that.

Madeline: Michael, what are you doing?
Michael: putting blood on my shirt.
Madeline: Well that can't be very sanitary.

Jesse: I know, I know, I owe you and your mom more than a thank you for this one.
Michael: A new tie would be nice.

Do you know why hell is scary? It's not the pain, it's not the torture or burning in a lake of fire. It's because it's forever..... Like me!

Michael: One of us should....
Sam: Not it!
Michael: [blank stare]
Sam: You weren't expecting that were you?
Michael: Fine, but the next errand is yours.

Michael: I guess you're going to Orlando
Sam: Not it.
Michael: What happen to the promise to run the next errand?
Sam: It's null and void when I say "not it".

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