Michael: Holly Flax...marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.

This is where I fell in love with you, and this is where I ask you to marry me.

Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael: Only one that I was kinda worried about.

Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.

Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: Easy no.

Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That marriage would be a sham.

I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. I shoulda burned this place down when I had a chance.

Michael: I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.
Jim: Totally reasonable.

How bout this, I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof...

I am calling because I'm going to have to fire your daughter Holly because she's such a terrible employee. I'm just kidding.

Old Lady: How much for the Slip 'n Slide?
Michael: Get lost.

Packer is going to be here til the day he dies, just like the rest of us.

The Office Quotes

Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.

Michael

When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of SoCo, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, puke, rally, more SoCo, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I had let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight Bs. They called me Buzz.

Andy