Dwight: I just don't see the point of the Dundies, okay? The jokes are terrible, the venue was bad, the fashion was boring.
Michael: Okay, that is unfair. The clothing was safe but tasteful.

That Phyllis bit...that was pretty good right?

The diabetes award goes to Stanley Hudson. Come on up here you sick bastard.

Deangelo: Just go do it by yourself, or get Ryan.
Michael: No Ryan would never do it. It's too on the radar.

Deangelo: Jim, do you know where I can find Michael Scott?
Michael (as Jim): Oh I totally don't know where Michael is, dude. Hey you wanna listen to some records?

This is my last Dundies ever, if I want mind control over him, is that too much to ask?

Michael: Ryan, how are you today?
Ryan: Why don't you ask my therapist? My mom certainly pays her enough.

Anything can happen at the Dundies. They're like the Golden Globes only less mean.

When Larry King died, they didn't just cancel his show.

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