Oscar: What town do Holly's parents live in?
Michael: I'm not sure...Mount tuh (mumbles).
Kevin: Sounds beautiful.

Michael: Was it just me, or did you think we were going to have sex at some point?
Angela: It was just you.

You should never settle for who you are.

You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore.

Andy: You know I'm the worst salesman here right?
Michael: But you're the best salesman on the inside.
Phyllis: What does that even mean?
Michael: You sold us all on Andy, a product that nobody wanted.

When Phyllis was in high school, she was soooo cute...and she still is.

Pam: Should we get toppings?
Michael: What do you like Pam?

Michael: I am told there are bears in the Rockies.
Dwight: Where'd you here that? Obvious XM Radio?

Yeah, okay. Well this is gonna hurt like a mother (bleeped).

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