The Office

Michael Scott Quotes (Page 11)

Michael: As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter is up 8,000 percent in sales.
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Dwight: People can't keep their true natures hidden for long and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.
Michael: Testify.
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Michael: Why don't you go outside take a shot of insulin and have a nap?
Stanley: Why do you always assume I have Diabetes?
Michael: I don't know. Your frame. Your build. Why don't you have a glass of apple juice and tell me you're not a Diabetic?
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Dwight: There he is.
Michael: Oh no, that's a male model.
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Michael: I take spinning classes three times a month, I think I know how to ride a bike.
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Carol: Did you have a doctor check it out?
Michael: I'm between specialists right now.
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Helene: What did you think we were?
Michael: Just a quirky indy movie, weird sort of thing.
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Holly: Michael, you cried at that tag line for a movie you made up.
Michael: He had no arms or legs. He couldn't see, hear or speak. This is how he led a nation.
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Donna: Michael, I didn't think I'd hear from you. How have you been?
Michael: I have a disease, of which there is no known cure. It has been sexually transmitted to me. I can't even say it. H-I-R-P-E-E-S.
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Michael: There are many reasons a man would wear a fake mustache to work. He's a fan of the outrageous. He loves to surprise. He loves other things as well.
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