Darryl: I told her Santa would be here.
Michael: Yeah well I was told Holly would be here, single and ready to date, and we all got misled.
Pam: Who told you that?
Michael: Nora Ephron...in every romantic comedy ever made.

Michael: You know who my favorite character in Toy Story is? Andy's mom.
Holly: Why?
Michael: Because without Andy's mom there's no plot, and without any plot there is no movie.

There is nothing classier than boring jazz music...I am here to tell ya.

The name is Bond...Santa Bond. I'll have an eggnog, shaken not stirred.

Thank you Scranton Strangler. I love you. You just took one more person's breath away.

Toby: Let's just say I'll be up to my neck in jury duty.
Michael: That was the worst joke ever.

Toby: I just wanted to let you know that I'll be taking a leave of absence starting next week.
Michael: Oh because you've been on the lam? Because the boring police have been after you? And they finally caught up with you?

Jim: Haven't you noticed that I don't bring up the Tour de France around him?
Michael: Yes!

So, where were we before I bested Oscar?

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