Michael Scott Quotes (Page 10)
Season 7, Episode 9: "WUPHF.com"
Michael: Toby is the instruction card you throw away.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: Moving backwards, our IT guys have been Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 8: "Viewing Party"
Michael [to Gabe]: If you break that girl's heart I will kill you. That's just a figure of speech. But seriously, if you break that girl's heart I will literally kill you and your entire family.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gabe: Michael, you are making this harder than it has to be.
Michael: That's what she said.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Michael: Pam I have a loaded gun in my desk at work, and if I ever start acting like that weeny Gabe, I want you to take that gun and I want you to shoot me like a hundred times in the groin, until I'm dead. Okay?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 7: "Christening"
Michael: You know how these things go...construction projects, they say three months and then after two years the lazy bums haven't even started. Now we're those lazy bums.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: I don't even know how to say this, but Cece is turning out to be a little b-*-t-c-h.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 6: "Costume Contest"
Michael: Halloween should be a day where we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Michael: As you may have heard, our branch on the planet Jupiter is up 8,000 percent in sales.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 5: "The Sting"
Dwight: People can't keep their true natures hidden for long and this guy is smoldering like a tire fire.
Michael: Testify.
• Rating: Unrated
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