Cristina: Is 'I told you so' inappropriate?
Meredith: Shut it.

If I say, "Bailey peed on me," I think it's safe to assume it's my son.

Get this baby out of me safely and you can have whatever you want.

Meredith: We're having a c-section in the dark.
Derek: Yes, we are.

People change, but they don't change.

So I poop on the table. It's part of the miracle of life.

Bailey, you're my mentor and my friend, and I respect your work, but I'm telling you if you don't answer my question, I will punch you in the face.

I own the hospital. I can do whatever I want. I want to run more tests.

If anyone's going to have a baby with two heads, three arms, and eleven toes, it's me.

Work keeps our mind active. It keeps us out of trouble. When we're not working, our hands are idle. And the devil will find work for idle hands to do.

Maybe my baby's kicking because it wants a granola bar.

I'm safe, they can't fire the pregnant lady.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."

CRISTINA: "There's a club. The Dead Dads Club. And you can't be in it until you're in it. You can try to understand, you can sympathize. But until you feel that loss... My dad died when I was nine. George, I'm really sorry you had to join the club."
GEORGE: "I... I don't know how to exist in a world where my dad doesn't."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, that never really changes."