Meredith: An hour and a half at the store to buy milk?
Derek: I think I might have closed my eyes in the store parking lot.

Cristina: Is 'I told you so' inappropriate?
Meredith: Shut it.

If I say, "Bailey peed on me," I think it's safe to assume it's my son.

Get this baby out of me safely and you can have whatever you want.

Meredith: We're having a c-section in the dark.
Derek: Yes, we are.

People change, but they don't change.

So I poop on the table. It's part of the miracle of life.

Bailey, you're my mentor and my friend, and I respect your work, but I'm telling you if you don't answer my question, I will punch you in the face.

I own the hospital. I can do whatever I want. I want to run more tests.

If anyone's going to have a baby with two heads, three arms, and eleven toes, it's me.

Work keeps our mind active. It keeps us out of trouble. When we're not working, our hands are idle. And the devil will find work for idle hands to do.

Maybe my baby's kicking because it wants a granola bar.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.

Meredith

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.