People change, but they don't change.

So I poop on the table. It's part of the miracle of life.

Bailey, you're my mentor and my friend, and I respect your work, but I'm telling you if you don't answer my question, I will punch you in the face.

I own the hospital. I can do whatever I want. I want to run more tests.

If anyone's going to have a baby with two heads, three arms, and eleven toes, it's me.

Work keeps our mind active. It keeps us out of trouble. When we're not working, our hands are idle. And the devil will find work for idle hands to do.

Maybe my baby's kicking because it wants a granola bar.

I'm safe, they can't fire the pregnant lady.

Don't be sorry, be better!

Do you want me to start crying?

It's these stupid pregnancy hormones. They make me want to have sex all the time.

Plans dont mean anything.

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

The first time I kissed my wife, she wasn't my wife then, she was just this girl in a bar. But when we kissed, it was like, I gotta tell you, it was like I'd never kissed any other woman before. It was like my first kiss. The right kiss.

Derek

[narrating] "At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don't keep other people out, they fence you in. Life is messy, that's how we're made. So you can waste your life drawing lines or you can live your life crossing them. But there are some lines that are way too dangerous to cross. Here's what I know. If you're willing to throw caution to the wind and take a chance, the view from the other side... is spectacular."

MEREDITH