Quimby: Don't you idiots see what this means.
Lenny: Idiots? Why do we re-elect this guy?
Carl: Because his opponent has a long Slavic name.

It is with great pride that I place the safety of our city in the hands of the first four people who showed up.

Bart: I want a license.
Mayor Quimby: To kill?
Bart: No, to drive!

In you go, boys. We've got everything--warm beds, square meals, homeless women.

</i> Mayor Quimby

We have nothing to fear but the aliens and their vastly superior killing technology!

Greetings, fellow Irishmen and lady-Irishmen!

Please use your time in line wisely to Sophie's Choice your child.

Mayor Quimby: First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.

That's chowdah! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!

Freddy Quimby

(inside a very large hole)
Mayor Quimby: Mmm, I guess we're not gonna find anything.
Otto: Well how we gonna get outta here?
Homer: We'll dig our way out!
Chief Wiggum: No, no, dig up, stupid!

I propose that I use what's left of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous town and run for mayor. And, er, once elected, I will send for the rest of you.

Brad Goodman: Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!
Mayor Quimby: I, er, can't commit to a relationship.
Mr. Burns: I'm too nice!
Apu: I have problems with--
Lenny: I'm always interrupting people!

The Simpsons Quotes

(Homer tries to retrieve the angry letter that Bart accidentally put in the mail.)
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
P.O. Worker: Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: I...don't know.

You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.

Grampa