NCIS: Los Angeles

Mondays 9:00 PM on CBS
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You've heard of Obamacare? This is We-Don't-Care.

I mean everybody's got to go at some point, right? I just don't want my cause of death to be another man's underwear.

Sometimes a knife is just a knife.

Can you do me a favor, Fern? Can you burn that shirt for me?

Deeks: This thing?
Kensi: Yes. Our thing.
Deeks: I'm sorry. I didn't -- I didn't hear you because there are so many people walking by. Maybe say it louder. Once more just for me.
Kensi: I hate you.
Deeks: You don't. You don't. You don't hate me.
Kensi: Our thing.
Deeks: Wow. Phew.
Kensi: You have to promise me something too.
Deeks: Anything.
Kensi: Promise you'll be patient with me.
Deeks: See you tonight.
Kensi: Yeah.

Deeks: I've never had a girl give me her knife before. Does that mean we're official?
Kensi: You know sometimes a knife is just a knife.

Kensi: I have a boyfriend.
Deeks: So does my girlfriend.

Kensi: My name is Fern. Hi.
Deeks: You're Fern. It's so nice to meet you, Fern. I'm Max.

Can we pretend for a second that we are just a boy and a girl who are hanging out?

Callen: Something tells me you know something we don't.
Deeks: Crazy, right?

She's the bravest.

Deeks: Guess this makes the thumb drive his frozen lake.
Kensi: I guess it does.
Deeks: He'll do that right thing.

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NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

Kensi: Just you and me. Kensi and Deeks. Deeks and Kensi. Alone we're bold, we're brash, we can move mountains. And, together we're, um,
Deeks: We're safe. Yeah I know.
Kensi: I want to be bold Deeks, but I want to be bold with you.
Deeks: So no more games then?
Kensi: No more games.

Kensi: Because once again you're trying to say something without actually saying it. And it's driving me nuts.
Deeks: I think you lost me.
Kensi: No. I don't think I did. I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Deeks: Do I?
Kensi: Damn it, Deeks, you asked me out on a date without actually asking me out on a date. Now, if this keeps going this way and we can't communicate, and we've been over this -- you never say what you mean, and if this is the way it's gonna be, then I don't know how we're ever gonna --
Deeks: I don't want to be here with you right now.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: I want to be at my place, right now ... with you.