The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXMarge Simpson Quotes
Marge: I think I hear a slight accent.
Woman: Mid-Atlantic.
Marge: *gasp* That's where they filmed The Wire! Step on it!
Homer: Marge, this is it. TEOTWAWKI.
Marge: The end of the world as we know it?!?
Bart: He's alive!
Marge: And he didn't pee on the floor.
Grampa: For me that's a perfect day.
The kids are a mess. You brought them home exhausted and pretentious.
Marge: You're all bald.
Homer: No, I'm young person cool-bald. Not old person sad-bald.
I don't care for silent auctions. It just encourages hovering.
Homer: That's one way to avoid drunk driving.
Marge: Another way is don't drink.
Homer: I'm not Superman.
Just once I'd like your father to be on a Jumbotron for something good.
This date night was even worse than the date night we saw Date Night.
Marge: Homer, I'm a single mother, trying to raise a family here.
Homer: But you're not-
Marge: Just zip it.
Homer: Now that's what I call a snappy retort.
Marge: Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie.
Marge: This is the stupidest fight ever!
Homer: We've had stupider!
