Marge Simpson Quotes
Marge: I'm a Schwarzenegger wife!
Homer: But you're also the housekeeper. so it's all good.
Marge: I feel kind of melancholy.
He's like a husband in a widow's memory, perfect.
Accidental motherhood is the best thing that can happen to a woman.
Homer: Listen, we swore we'd never go to sleep angry at each other.
Marge: I'm not going to sleep.
Homer: Well you didn't have two beers with your lunch.
The most romantic part of this was the hold music when I made the reservation.
Waiter: I hope you are enjoying your sushi.
Marge: It's as yummy as your poorly produced local commercial says.
Marge: I think I hear a slight accent.
Marge: *gasp* That's where they filmed The Wire! Step on it!
Homer: Marge, this is it. TEOTWAWKI.
Marge: The end of the world as we know it?!?
Bart: He's alive!
Marge: And he didn't pee on the floor.
Grampa: For me that's a perfect day.
The kids are a mess. You brought them home exhausted and pretentious.
Marge: You're all bald.
Homer: No, I'm young person cool-bald. Not old person sad-bald.