Lois Griffin Quotes
Ida: "Oh my, maybe it's time for us girls to hit the powder room."
Lois: "You may hit the yard."
Bonnie: "This food is so f*cking good Lois."
Lois: "Oh ok...wow."
"Well, laundrium insertum!"
Lois:Oh my god, not that guy. Isn't he the one that beats her?
Peter: Yea, but she's gotten a LOT better.
Lois: Is it a blood diamond?
Peter: Only the bloodiest.
Peter: Hey, check it out! It's another chick! The only other chick in the galaxy!
Lois: I don't like her.
Peter: Who braided your hair? Did the Ewoks braid your hair? So they use spears with wooden tips but understand the finer points of cosmetology?
Lois: I know...it's not as good as Empire.
I'm from Alderaan. It's kind of the Mississippi of the galaxy.
Well, can we at least do some Muppet-style sight-seeing first?
Lois: Not a lot of people of color here but the ones that are black are really black.
Bonnie: I noticed that.
Chris: Aunt Carol, Mom says you'd make a great Florida whore, what does that mean?
Lois: Oh haha haha, Chris, I said that about Kate Hudson!
Stewie: You know, I always thought I'd make a great Florida whore.
Meg: Mom, she's so sad and lonely.
Lois: Look who the bleep is talking!