Lois Griffin Quotes
Lois: How could you do this? You have a family!
Peter: For once, could you visit me in jail and not criticize me?
"Look at them, they're getting along like Billy Bob Thornton and his cat!"
Eric: "Hi! I'm a nude vampire."
Alcide: "Hi! I'm a nude werewolf."
Sookie: "And that's the show!"
Lois: "Peter, come down! That gay show you like is on."
"I have three very wide-eyed children to feed."Thief
"If you think I'm going to masturbate after this tonight...you're right!"Chris
Ida: "Oh my, maybe it's time for us girls to hit the powder room."
Lois: "You may hit the yard."
Bonnie: "This food is so f*cking good Lois."
Lois: "Oh ok...wow."
"Well, laundrium insertum!"
Lois:Oh my god, not that guy. Isn't he the one that beats her?
Peter: Yea, but she's gotten a LOT better.
Lois: Is it a blood diamond?
Peter: Only the bloodiest.
Peter: Hey, check it out! It's another chick! The only other chick in the galaxy!
Lois: I don't like her.
Peter: Who braided your hair? Did the Ewoks braid your hair? So they use spears with wooden tips but understand the finer points of cosmetology?
Lois: I know...it's not as good as Empire.