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Family-guy

"Look at them, they're getting along like Billy Bob Thornton and his cat!"

Eric: "Hi! I'm a nude vampire."
Alcide: "Hi! I'm a nude werewolf."
Sookie: "And that's the show!"
Lois: "Peter, come down! That gay show you like is on."

"I have three very wide-eyed children to feed."

Thief

"If you think I'm going to masturbate after this tonight...you're right!"

Chris

Ida: "Oh my, maybe it's time for us girls to hit the powder room."
Lois: "You may hit the yard."

Bonnie: "This food is so f*cking good Lois."
Lois: "Oh ok...wow."

"Well, laundrium insertum!"

Lois:Oh my god, not that guy. Isn't he the one that beats her?
Peter: Yea, but she's gotten a LOT better.

Lois: Is it a blood diamond?
Peter: Only the bloodiest.

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