Did you happen to catch her name, DiNozzo, or is that not the way dates work anymore?

Gibbs: How did you meet her the first time?
Tony: I met her in a bar.
Gibbs: Let me guess. She approached you.
Tony: They usually do, but...I was a target.
Gibbs: An easy one!

Gibbs: So listen. Stretch. This isn't a game. You've got one shot at your friend. No fooling around.
Tall Tony: Don't worry. I'm an actor.
Gibbs: Yeah. That's what I'm worried about.

Gibbs: You said you were looking for a project. Go find her.
Senior: You serious?
Gibbs: You got something better to do?

Tony: My father brought a straight off the street bag lady into my apartment, rusty old shopping cart and all. And dad said that it was your idea, Gibbs?
Gibbs: I'm glad he found her.

Vance: Well, at this point we can't charge either one of them. Whoever we brought to trial...her defense would be that the other one did it.
Gibbs: I agree with you. There's so much reasonable doubt, a jury could never convict.

You want to know what I got? I got this room. This sad, little borrowed room. It's mine. So, I'm telling you to get out.

Davis

Davis: How long were planning on sitting out there?
Gibbs: Probably sleep better out there than I did last night.
Davis: Why, insomnia?
Gibbs: No. Couch is old and the spring popped through. Kept me up.
Davis: What you doing on the couch? Wife got you in the doghouse?
Gibbs: No, it's nothing like that. The bedroom was ours, you know? And, well she passed away.
Davis: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Davis: Riley called me, said she wants to see me. She'll never stop asking. And I will never want her to see me like this.
Gibbs: We asked your daughter for help. She talked to my agents all day about you. And when they had to leave, she stayed. She practically wrote a book. When she looks at you, all she sees is her dad.

Grace: Whatever you did for Davis, whatever you said, it landed. It made a difference.
Gibbs: Good.
Grace: So tell me. What about the other way around?
Gibbs: What?
Grace: What's he doing for you, Popeye?
Gibbs: What's he doing for you?
Grace: That's it.
Gibbs: When you told me to go talk to him, you were shrinking me.
Grace: Ever hear of two birds?

This is my rifle. There are many like it. This one's mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.

Gibbs [voiceover]

I must fire my rifle true.

Gibbs [voiceover]

NCIS Quotes

I'm more of a Super-Mario guy, myself.

Captain Wescott

McGee: You and Zoe broke up?
Tony: You heard.
McGee: Why didn't you tell me?
Tony: Well the break-up bug's going around. Didn't want you to catch it.