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Never take anything for granted. (Season 3, Episode 10)

Rule #8

Always be specific when you lie. (Season 1, Episode 23)

Rule #7

Never apologize. (Season 7, Episode 12, but referenced previous times without a number attached)

Rule #6

You don't waste good. (Season 8, Episode 22)

Rule #5

The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person, if you must. There is no third best. (Season 4, Episode 11)

Rule #4

Never be unreachable. (Season 3, Episode 13, Gibbs)

Rule #3

Never screw over your partner. (Season 4, Episode 14, Gibbs)

Rule #1

Mann: It's been six years. You must have something to say.
Gibbs: No, no I'm good.
Mann: Hmm.
Gibbs: If you want to talk, you should ride with DiNozzo.

Bishop: Should we go to the hospital?
Gibbs: No. No, we should find Parsa.
Bishop: How?
Gibbs: You start at the beginning, Bishop. Come on. This is what you do. Come on, come on, come on. Bishop. Come on! Get to work.
Bishop: Okay.
Gibbs: You find him. Get this son of a bitch.

Tony: You just have to move on. You made a mistake.
Bishop; A big mistake.
Gibbs: Learn from it. Move on.
Bishop: I will, Gibbs. Eventually.
Gibbs: Soon, Bishop. For your own good.

Gibbs: You want to make her sick?
Comey: It's stupid, I know, but I figured if I helped her feel better again, she might appreciate me more.
Bishop: That's not stupid at all.
Comey: The thing is, I'm still working on the whole cure part. I didn't want to get her sick without that. I'm not a monster, after all.

Tony: Wow. Wowsers.
Diane: This is not what it looks like.
Fornell: Right. We were just...
Gibbs: No. I do not need the details.
Tony: I wouldn't mind a few details.

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NCIS Quotes

McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.

You know what Tony is spelled backwards? Y not? Think about it

Tony
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