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Never take anything for granted. (Season 3, Episode 10)Rule #8
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Always be specific when you lie. (Season 1, Episode 23)Rule #7
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Never apologize. (Season 7, Episode 12, but referenced previous times without a number attached)Rule #6
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You don't waste good. (Season 8, Episode 22)Rule #5
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The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person, if you must. There is no third best. (Season 4, Episode 11)Rule #4
Never be unreachable. (Season 3, Episode 13, Gibbs)Rule #3
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Never screw over your partner. (Season 4, Episode 14, Gibbs)Rule #1
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Mann: It's been six years. You must have something to say.
Gibbs: No, no I'm good.
Gibbs: If you want to talk, you should ride with DiNozzo.
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Bishop: Should we go to the hospital?
Gibbs: No. No, we should find Parsa.
Gibbs: You start at the beginning, Bishop. Come on. This is what you do. Come on, come on, come on. Bishop. Come on! Get to work.
Gibbs: You find him. Get this son of a bitch.
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Tony: You just have to move on. You made a mistake.
Bishop; A big mistake.
Gibbs: Learn from it. Move on.
Bishop: I will, Gibbs. Eventually.
Gibbs: Soon, Bishop. For your own good.
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Gibbs: You want to make her sick?
Comey: It's stupid, I know, but I figured if I helped her feel better again, she might appreciate me more.
Bishop: That's not stupid at all.
Comey: The thing is, I'm still working on the whole cure part. I didn't want to get her sick without that. I'm not a monster, after all.
Tony: Wow. Wowsers.
Diane: This is not what it looks like.
Fornell: Right. We were just...
Gibbs: No. I do not need the details.
Tony: I wouldn't mind a few details.
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