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Never, ever involve a lawyer. (Season 6, Episode 7; Gibbs is said to have other rules involving lawyers, but according to Tony, this is the "umbrella" one)

Rule #13

Never date a coworker. (Season 1, Episode 15, and referenced on other occasions)

Rule #12

When the job is done, walk away. (Season 6, Episode 24)

Rule #11

Never get personally involved on a case. (Season 7, Episode 21)

Rule #10

Never go anywhere without a knife. (Season 1, Episode 13)

Rule #9

Never assume. (Season 9, Episode 21)

Rule #8

Never take anything for granted. (Season 3, Episode 10)

Rule #8

Always be specific when you lie. (Season 1, Episode 23)

Rule #7

Never apologize. (Season 7, Episode 12, but referenced previous times without a number attached)

Rule #6

You don't waste good. (Season 8, Episode 22)

Rule #5

The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person, if you must. There is no third best. (Season 4, Episode 11)

Rule #4

Never be unreachable. (Season 3, Episode 13, Gibbs)

Rule #3
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NCIS Quotes

Hey, the Opera is one of the big three!

McGee

Gibbs: Banks? Banks? Talk to me Banks.
Banks: Hannah.
Gibbs: Hannah. Where you from Hannah? What hometown?
Banks: I tried to steer clear, Gibbs. Couldn't shake it.
Gibbs: Hey you are one hell of a pilot.

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