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It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Season 3, Episode 4)

Rule #18

If someone thinks they have the upper-hand, break it. (Season 8, Episode 24)

Rule #16

Always work as a team. (Season 5, Episode 5)

Rule #15

Bend the line, don't break it. (Season 11, Episode 4)

Rule #14

Never, ever involve a lawyer. (Season 6, Episode 7; Gibbs is said to have other rules involving lawyers, but according to Tony, this is the "umbrella" one)

Rule #13

Never date a coworker. (Season 1, Episode 15, and referenced on other occasions)

Rule #12

When the job is done, walk away. (Season 6, Episode 24)

Rule #11

Never get personally involved on a case. (Season 7, Episode 21)

Rule #10

Never go anywhere without a knife. (Season 1, Episode 13)

Rule #9

Never assume. (Season 9, Episode 21)

Rule #8

Never take anything for granted. (Season 3, Episode 10)

Rule #8

Always be specific when you lie. (Season 1, Episode 23)

Rule #7
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NCIS Quotes

You know what Tony is spelled backwards? Y not? Think about it

Tony

Pendergast: Call me Leia
Tony: Like the Princess.
Pendergast: I hate Star Wars.
Tony: Nobody hates Star Wars.
Pendergast: You do when your name is Leia, Agent DiNozzo

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