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Bishop: Bruised ribs. Can't breathe. Part of the job.
Gibbs: No it isn't. But the paperwork is.

Delilah: Agent Gibbs, do you mind if Tim gives me a ride home?
Gibbs: No. Make him take you to breakfast first.

Bishop: FBI, CIA, NSA - they'd all refer you to me. I am the Parsa expert.
Vance: Just how long has NSA had you on him?
Bishop: Six years, director.
Gibbs: Excuse me?

Gibbs: I don't like people lying to me.
Bishop: I didn't lie. You never specifically asked me my connection to the Parsa case.

My situation, Bishop, is I don't work with people I can't trust.

Rule number eleven. When the job is done, walk away.

Gibbs: What are SecNav's orders?
Vance: Now that we have Parsa - press him for intel. Enough to disable his entire terrorist network.
Gibbs: How hard?
Vance: Whatever it takes.

Welcome aboard, probie.

You do what you have to for family.

Unwritten Rule

Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man. (Season 9, Episode 7)

Rule #69

Sometimes you're wrong. (Season 7, Episode 24, titled "Rule Fifty-One")

Rule #51

Never leave behind loose ends. (Season 3, Episode 24)

Rule #45
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NCIS Quotes

You know what Tony is spelled backwards? Y not? Think about it

Tony

Pendergast: Call me Leia
Tony: Like the Princess.
Pendergast: I hate Star Wars.
Tony: Nobody hates Star Wars.
Pendergast: You do when your name is Leia, Agent DiNozzo

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