Leroy Jethro Gibbs Quotes
Bishop: If it did happen, and that is a big “if,” I wonder if Top Gun beach volleyball was involved, because I can totally picture Torres running around the sand in tight jeans…
Gibbs: Fantasize on your own time, Bishop!
Congresswoman Flemming: Oh, Gibbs, you’re here!
Gibbs: Yes. I work here.
Ducky: How time flies when one has a bio-anthropological phenomenon on one’s table.
Gibbs: Yeah? I thought it was just an old dead guy.
Just makin’ sure you were paying attention…Gibbs [on pickpocketing Torres]
Torres: Are these suits really necessary?
Ducky: Unless you want to risk instantaneous death due to sarin.
Torres: These suits are awesome.
Reeves: We spoke to your wife. She said you were at the office all night.
Gibbs: No nookie!
DiNozzo Senior: It’s about Judith. Your ex-lover.
Gibbs [chokes]: My what?!
Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!
We all gonna fit on the ledge and hold hands? You wanna help Palmer, do your jobs!
Quinn: Do you believe in miracles?
Quinn: Do you believe in Abby?
Gibbs: With all my heart!
Bishop, I’ve been listening to you for the last ten minutes, and I *still* don’t know what you’re saying.