Leroy Jethro Gibbs Quotes
Bishop, I’ve been listening to you for the last ten minutes, and I *still* don’t know what you’re saying.
‘You think you’re alone in the dark. Close your eyes. Remember everything good.’ My mom said that to me just before she died. Smart lady.
Fornell: Hey, Gibbs! You gotta come over here and push down on my pelvis!
Gibbs: I'm gonna pass on that.
Fornell: What on earth are you doing?!
Emily: Me? What are *you* doing, Dad?
Fornell: I *was* sleeping!
Emily: I noticed. Still on Uncle Gibbs's couch for some reason.
Fornell: You nearly scared me to death. And "Uncle Gibbs" is probably upstairs loading his bazooka as we speak!
Gibbs [calmly eating cereal]: Nope. I'm good.
Next time you leave the country on assignment, Bishop? Tell your brothers!
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom?
Abby: Gibbs, I can't have a conversation by myself!
Gibbs: It's never stopped you before.
Detective Campbell: I invited NCIS here as a courtesy.
Gibbs: How about as a courtesy, I don't kick your ass!
You're why others are alive. No phone call killed your friend.
Gibbs: That's a long swim for an innocent man!
Wayne: I'm not innocent! ...of the imposter stuff...
Gibbs: It's a classified government file!
Fornell: I'm a classified government guy!
Fornell: Get your hands off that light switch! You'll ruin the mood.
Gibbs: "The mood"? We gonna make out? What?
Fornell: I'm just trying to express my appreciation for your hospitality and friendship.
Gibbs: You wanna show your appreciation? Stop wearing my clothes!