Leroy Jethro Gibbs Quotes
McGee: Mr. Hackett? The password, please?
Hackett: And if I refuse?
Gibbs: A shower! A cold one!
Vance: You intentionally infected an NCIS agent with a computer virus?!
Admiral Chase: I was trying to motivate him.
Vance: By committing a felony? Five felonies!
Admiral Chase: Look, I meant to send it to Tim only.
Gibbs: Viruses spread.
Admiral Chase: Look, are you going after me, or the hacker who started this?
Gibbs: We can do both.
You, me, Henry. We’re all the same guy. You’re just a few decades behind.Gibbs [to Reeves]
Bishop: If it did happen, and that is a big “if,” I wonder if Top Gun beach volleyball was involved, because I can totally picture Torres running around the sand in tight jeans…
Gibbs: Fantasize on your own time, Bishop!
Congresswoman Flemming: Oh, Gibbs, you’re here!
Gibbs: Yes. I work here.
Ducky: How time flies when one has a bio-anthropological phenomenon on one’s table.
Gibbs: Yeah? I thought it was just an old dead guy.
Just makin’ sure you were paying attention…Gibbs [on pickpocketing Torres]
Torres: Are these suits really necessary?
Ducky: Unless you want to risk instantaneous death due to sarin.
Torres: These suits are awesome.
Reeves: We spoke to your wife. She said you were at the office all night.
Gibbs: No nookie!
DiNozzo Senior: It’s about Judith. Your ex-lover.
Gibbs [chokes]: My what?!
Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!