Leroy Jethro Gibbs Quotes
Next time you leave the country on assignment, Bishop? Tell your brothers!
Anthony DiNozzo Senior: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom?
Abby: Gibbs, I can't have a conversation by myself!
Gibbs: It's never stopped you before.
Detective Campbell: I invited NCIS here as a courtesy.
Gibbs: How about as a courtesy, I don't kick your ass!
You're why others are alive. No phone call killed your friend.
Gibbs: That's a long swim for an innocent man!
Wayne: I'm not innocent! ...of the imposter stuff...
Gibbs: It's a classified government file!
Fornell: I'm a classified government guy!
Fornell: Get your hands off that light switch! You'll ruin the mood.
Gibbs: "The mood"? We gonna make out? What?
Fornell: I'm just trying to express my appreciation for your hospitality and friendship.
Gibbs: You wanna show your appreciation? Stop wearing my clothes!
Dr. Grace [about Quinn's prying]: She's new, Gibbs, but you have her well-trained! What's next? You gonna take me downstairs to your torture room and try to squeeze something outta me?
Gibbs: Sure. What's your preference? Stock a little waterboard, a little bamboo under the fingernails?
Bishop: Gibbs is famous for coming in just before the weekend starts and saying--
Gibbs: Grab your gear!
Torres: He knew we were gonna meet here.
Gibbs: How do you know that?
Torres: Because he planted a bomb under my seat. I activated the pressure trigger when I sat down.
Gibbs [sees the bomb and grins]: And you're waiting until now to tell me that?
Torres: Well, I was in the middle of something. How does it look?
Gibbs: Hm, like it may hurt for a second!
Torres: You are enjoying this.
Gibbs: Oh, yeah. A little.
Quinn: Left behind some scorned women, huh, Gibbs?
Gibbs: I have no comment.