Annabeth we're not animals, we can control who we do and do not sleep with.

Lemon: Do I just launch myself at him?
Annabeth: No, there should be no launching.

Lemon: He wants to make me dinner, that's code for he hates my cookin' right?
Annabeth: Sweetie, he wants to have sex.

Lemon: In fact I think it's a wonderful idea!
Shelby: It is?
Annabeth: Run...

Ruby: I suppose I am [the love of Lavon's life]. It's destiny. Poor Lemon, it must be so hard for you to hear about my happiness since this is the first Christmas you're having since being left at the altar.
Lemon: You don't know what you're talking about Ruby Jefferies, in fact you don't know anything at all. You aren't the only person that Lavon ever loved!

Lemon: Ruby, Merry Christmas.
Ruby: Likewise. though I don't know, the Holidays can expose the emptiness in ones life.
Lemon: Me? No, I'm dating someone actually. You remember him? He's the guy that chose me over you.
Ruby: The dentist?
Lemon: Orthodontist.
Ruby: Oh good, maybe he can give you a free session to fix that underbite.
Lemon: You are just such a riot!

Lemon: This one really hurt huh
Lavon: This one took me by surprise. I didn't realize how hard I'd fallen for Ruby. I think I lost it.
Lemon: I'm sorry
Lavon: I haven't taken a leap like this since... [Lemon]
Lemon: I'm sorry about that too.
Lavon: Took me a long time to get over you.

Zoe: How could I be so gullible? I'm from New York!
Lemon: Yes, please. Remind me again.

[To Lemon] I never know what you want.

Lavon

Lemon: [To Zoe] What the heck are you wearing?...... Is that Wade's shirt?
Zoe: Is it! Wade! I told you to do your own laundry, stop putting your clothes in with mine!
Wade: Oh.... Man... I really hate... her.

Lemon: Oh Lavon, please tell me you're still not in love with me!
Lavon: What!? No!

Lemon: [To Brick] Remind the gardner to trim back the roses and re-fertilize the front lawn and pick up your dry cleaning. Don't forget you need to lift and pull up on the dryer door when it get's stuck and-
Brick: I can run my own home...

Hart of Dixie Quotes

Zoe: So I don't believe in marriage. You know my parents, theirs was a complete sham so why would I?
George: Because Wade does.
Zoe: But why? We love each other. We're having a baby together. Why do we need some piece of paper to prove it?
George: Because it's more than just a piece of paper, Zoe. I mean we're talking about Wade Kinsella, renowned ladies' man that we're talking about here. Now he wants to stand up in front of everyone he cares about and vow that he will love you and be faithful to you for the rest of his life. Forever. I mean, it's like it's the last stage of his metamorphosis, you know. He wants to show us all just how much he's changed, and that's a pretty damn big deal.

My God, did you just give me the compliment sandwich. Where is he?! GEORGE TUCKER get your butt out here! What is going on here? Are you dumping me again?

Shelby

Hart of Dixie Music

  Song Artist
Song Hold On Wilson Phillips iTunes
Good girls go bad Good Girls Go Bad Cobra Starship iTunes
Susanna Susanna Trickbag iTunes