Cougar Town

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Laurie Keller Quotes (Page 8)

Season 2, Episode 8: "Little Girl Blues"
Laurie: You said you'd be mean, but that cut like a knife.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 6: "You Don't Know How It Feels"
Laurie: (pretending to be Ellie) Jules, I can say you look beautiful, because you're the only one I'm nice to.
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Chick: Ding a ling a ling...
Jules: That's my cue since I was four. I had to use both my hands.
Laurie: Awe how cute.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 5: "Keeping Me Alive"
Laurie: Why? Why won't he love me.
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Smith: Wow! That was like writing a mechanic bull.
Laurie: We should break up more often.
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Laurie: I can be friends with my ex.
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Laurie: Oh hell no! Smith you are a dead man.
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Season 2, Episode 4: "The Damage You've Done"
Laurie: Grayson, you're right. it's time to eat the sword.
 • Rating: Unrated
Laurie: I'm in love and it's the real deal, like keep the baby type of love. I even breathe his name. See Smith...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "Makin' Some Noise"
Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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