Cougar Town

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Oh hell no! Smith you are a dead man.

Grayson, you're right. it's time to eat the sword.

I'm in love and it's the real deal, like keep the baby type of love. I even breathe his name. See Smith...

Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.

Go see him, dork university is like almost twenty minutes away.

Jules! Slap out of it.

Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!

Please I don't miss people I dismiss them.

Ellie: First time I've ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You're welcome.

Holy big hat, I love it - hides so much of your face.

Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.

Are you stealing the plot of Erin Brockovich?

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Cougar Town Quotes

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?

Jules
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