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Laurie: Wait, why do we have to have coffee over here?
Jules: 'Cause wherever I am is where we have coffee.
Ellie: But this is horrible.

I used to watch Jeopardy! everyday because I had a major lady rod for Alex Trebek. Till I found out he was Canadian. Gross.

Never judge a book by its front parts.

Wrong Balls is trending on Twitter. It's above Bieber.

The answer was Grandma Moses. You should have gotten that Ellie; weren't the two of you sorority sisters?

I heard she kicked your ass. Must sting to lose to Oldielocks.

Laurie: I went to a crap school in a crap neighborhood and reading really got me out.
Jules: It did?
Laurie: No, car modeling did. But it's really fun to say reading did.

Laurie: Jules I didn't know you sponsored an African child.
Jules: Oh yeah, little Omari. He's 10. I gotta say those letters are getting a little repetitive. It's hot; I'm hungry; there's snakes.

I am pissed that they just played a Miley Cyrus song and everyone knew the lyrics!

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