Laurie Keller Quotes (Page 7)
Season 2, Episode 15: "Walls"
Bobby: Man, my name has got a lot of B's in it.
Laurie: My name doesn't have any B's in it.
Bobby: Sorry I brought it up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Grayson: That's the dumbest idea Laurie has ever had, and that includes the Gayke Shop.
Laurie: Find me a gay who doesn't like cake!
• Rating: Unrated
Jules: Name one thing I've done to Travis that is "meddlesome."
Bobby: Watched him sleep.
Ellie: You scared his girlfriend away.
Laurie: You want to live in his blood.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 13: "Lost Children"
Bobby: Steak and champagne.
Laurie: I love me some beef and bubbles. Oh! That should be our secret detective names.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 11: "No Reason To Cry"
Laurie: You broke Bobby, you fix him. And I'm borrowing this. It's cute.
• Rating: Unrated
Ellie: Really Bug Hookers?
Laurie: That's the title!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Laurie: Do you know who else mates for life? Termites.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 10: "The Same Old You"
Laurie: Could you imagine if we ever dated. It would be like dropping a bomb on a forest fire.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 9: "When The Time Comes"
Laurie: (to Ellie about Andy) I'm going to beat the optimism out of that man.
• Rating: Unrated
Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.
• Rating: Unrated
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