Laurie Keller Quotes (Page 5)
Season 2, Episode 20: "Free Fallin'"
Laurie: I don't know exactly what your race is, but I am into it in a big way.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 19: "Damaged By Love"
Laurie: If someone was up on my man like that. I would lace up my ass kicking boots.
• Rating: Unrated
Ellie: If I get murdered I need you to tell the police something.
Laurie: Seriously, if I had a dime.
• Rating: Unrated
Ellie: You know if they just wanted to see some dumb, townie ho floppin' her ta-tas all they need to do is stay here and give ten dollars to-
Laurie: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know where you're goin' with this.
Ellie: Let me finish. You.
• Rating: Unrated
Ellie: Eat your chips, Jellybean.
Laurie: I don't wanna.
Ellie. Play with the bag.
• Rating: Unrated
Laurie: When Smith dumped me. It literally took me months to get back to a place where I could sleep with random dudes to feel good about myself.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 18: "Lonesome Sundown"
Laurie: Wait, why do we have to have coffee over here?
Jules: 'Cause wherever I am is where we have coffee.
Ellie: But this is horrible.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 17: "You're Gonna Get It"
Laurie: I used to watch Jeopardy! everyday because I had a major lady rod for Alex Trebek. Till I found out he was Canadian. Gross.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Laurie: Never judge a book by its front parts.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Laurie: Wrong Balls is trending on Twitter. It's above Bieber.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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