Laurie Keller Quotes (Page 4)
Season 3, Episode 4: "Full Moon Fever"
Andy: Great, they're grossed out by the thought of us naked.
Ellie: Not us my friend.
Laurie: [Laughing]
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 3: "Lover's Touch"
Laurie: Ellie, I saw Andy's feet...I'm so sorry.
Ellie: No one understands.
• Rating: Unrated
Ellie: I miss being a ho.
Laurie: You want back in? Because we'll take you back.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "A Mind with a Heart of its Own"
Laurie: What I really meant was lose my number, Frodo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Ain't Love Strange"
Laurie: I'm gonna have to throw my "too creepy" flag!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 21: "Something Good Coming"
Laurie: No one who says "coolie" is cool. That's why Coolio is named Coolio.
• Rating: Unrated
Ellie: It's for the lady who likes to lounge by the pool, but also get paid for sex.
Laurie: You can do that? Is that a job?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Laurie: I'm gonna say something now that Meredith Baxter Birney has said in every TV movie I have ever seen: "I...will not give up on that boy."
• Rating: Unrated
Laurie: What is with the stomach kissing?
Jules: He's trying to jumpstart my uterus!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 20: "Free Fallin'"
Laurie: Did you just one night standed by your own son?
Jules: He said we were going to brunch.
Laurie: Oh no.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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