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Hey bro, there is no music in the world that will match what your body is doing.

Stupid Canadian kids and their holes!

Andy: Great, they're grossed out by the thought of us naked.
Ellie: Not us my friend.
Laurie: [Laughing]

Laurie: Ellie, I saw Andy's feet...I'm so sorry.
Ellie: No one understands.

Ellie: I miss being a ho.
Laurie: You want back in? Because we'll take you back.

What I really meant was lose my number, Frodo.

I'm gonna have to throw my "too creepy" flag!

No one who says "coolie" is cool. That's why Coolio is named Coolio.

Ellie: It's for the lady who likes to lounge by the pool, but also get paid for sex.
Laurie: You can do that? Is that a job?

Laurie: I'm gonna say something now that Meredith Baxter Birney has said in every TV movie I have ever seen: "I...will not give up on that boy."

Laurie: What is with the stomach kissing?
Jules: He's trying to jumpstart my uterus!

Laurie: Did you just one night standed by your own son?
Jules: He said we were going to brunch.
Laurie: Oh no.

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Cougar Town Quotes

To sweaty foot wine!

Jules

John Hughes is a God.

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