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Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!

Please I don't miss people I dismiss them.

Ellie: First time I've ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You're welcome.

Holy big hat, I love it - hides so much of your face.

Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.

Are you stealing the plot of Erin Brockovich?

Laurie: I feel like people respect my ideas more when they think they came out of magazines.
Ellie: No.

It's not my fault that I am allergic to latex and birth control pills.

I have a rule that every kiss should last three seconds - it's what the Obama's do.

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