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Why? Why won't he love me.

Smith: Wow! That was like writing a mechanic bull.
Laurie: We should break up more often.

I can be friends with my ex.

Oh hell no! Smith you are a dead man.

Grayson, you're right. it's time to eat the sword.

I'm in love and it's the real deal, like keep the baby type of love. I even breathe his name. See Smith...

Laurie: Hey hot flash, did you do that? (It says FAKE on her purse)
Ellie: Yes, I did. See the reason why I buy expensive things is to belittle people who cant afford them.

Go see him, dork university is like almost twenty minutes away.

Jules! Slap out of it.

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