Cougar Town

Laurie Keller Quotes (Page 10)

Laurie: I have a rule that every kiss should last three seconds - it's what the Obama's do.
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Laurie: That's how it started for my Uncle Max - then he bought some wigs and changed his name to Maxine, but you know what is really funny? He still goes by Max.
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Laurie: As my uncle dad always told me, check yourself, before you wreck yourself.
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Laurie: I always hold eye contact with people, it totally freaks out my gyno.
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Laurie: Women do love when men fight for them. There is nothing less sexy than a man that respects a restraining order.
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Jules: Grayson is totally pursey whipped. That is really gonna catch on. pursey magnet, pursey hound.
Laurie: Pursey cat.
Ellie: That's not how it works.
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Laurie: I'm still young enough that I can totally change who I am.
Ellie: We can only hope.
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Laurie: She almost hit a cop.
Jules: It was a crossing guar. If it was a cop I would have slowed down when sure started chasing us.
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Laurie: Well I have tons of guy friends.
Grayson: Have you slept with any of them?
Laurie: Yeah, I've slept with all of the them, but only as friends.
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Ellie: You know what panties are? They're a type of clothes most women wear under their skirts.
Laurie: Pass.
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