Laurie Keller Quotes
Ellie: Stan is a major handful.
Laurie: Bitch please, one of my brother's thought he was a pitbull.
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Laurie: Highway to the lady zone, what what.
Ellie: Highway indeed.
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Ellie: We're at a public event this is not the place for ear sex and a full body rub down.
Laurie: All you do is take me granted.
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Letting you put this green screen in my apartment was one the worst mistakes of my life, and I've went out with Dennis Rodman y’all.
I haven’t hurt this bad since I had to push my childhood home to a gas station. I would give anything to stop.
That’s the first time I've been called a slut in a bad way.
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Jules: Hey, does it make me gay if I eat this?
Ellie: I think it does.
Jules: Well I’m doing it anyway.
Laurie: Do you want a fork?
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Even I’m uncomfortable, and I once had sex in a cemetery. I had "Rita Rogers Loving Wife and Mother" printed on my back for two weeks.
Laurie: Hey, for the record I wore underwear tonight so you'd think I was classy.
Travis: No you didn't.
Laurie: I didn't. Turns out I don't actually own any.
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