Lana Kane Quotes
Lem Kane: That's why I had to keep my secret. Can you imagine what that would mean to big oil or OPEC?
Archer: Well, there's no need to be racist.
Lana: How is the acronym for the organization of pertoleum exporting countries racist?
Archer: Oh, that's what it means?
Archer: Who gets into a hot tub naked with a stranger?
Lana: Because everybody? Because Berkley?!
Archer: How doese a whole city get a pass from acceptable behavior!
Lana: Daddy, tell us about your research.
Lem Kane: Well, algae is always challenging.
Archer: Yeah, just ask a flip-flop.
Archer: Lana, go. AJ's in good hands. I know what I'm doing. I've read 10 of the Babysitter's Club books.
Archer: Yeah, I'm totally a Christie with maybe like a dash of Claudia.
Lana: Have you at least babyproofed this place?
Archer: I don't think a baby can hurt anything.
Lana: Remember when the office shut down and we spent an entire year as coke dealers?
Archer: What, so people just quit?
Lana: What is it, soup?
Ray: Define soup.
Lana: Would it be safe to assume that no one wants to drink what's in your thermos?
Krieger: Sweet Jesus God, I would hope so!
Lana: I'm going upstate for seer school
Cheryl: So take her with you!
Lana: To SURVIVAL school
Cherl: Big whoop. Hang her in a bear bag
Krieger: That's what they said about Tesla's deathray! So this favor. Lana...wait Lana, what's this favor?!
Lana: (as she's running away) Just promise to use your powers for good.
Krieger: Hahahah, no
Lana: [to Archer] So will your feelings be super hurt if I bang him?
Ray: [from off-screen] Yes!!
Lana: So how did you get the name Crash?
Crash: Oh it's a long story about me saving the lives of 8 other climbers right after an avalance
Lana and Ray (in unison): Sploosh
Lana: And what operation is the CIA conducting in Argentina
Slater: Sorry. It's operation nunya---
Archer: As in beeswax, Lana. (mimicks a PA system) Dr. Kane, report to the burn unit.