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Castle

Ryan: I don't know about you but I am very comfortable in my masculinity.
Esposito: You do realize you're wearing a sweater vest, right?

Alice definitely tumbled down the rabbit hole to shady land.

You know, there are times I wish she'd stayed in D.C.

This place, you can get hepatitis just breathing the air.

Castle: Is it just me or does that make sense?
Ryan: No, it's just you.

Ryan: And you're letting her?
Castle: Well apparently the only way to stop her is by locking her up but according to Miss By-the-Book here that's unlawful imprisonment.

Ryan: What does it say about your writing when your number one fan tries to kill you?
Castle: That was an accident.
Esposito: One inch higher it would have been a tragedy.

You think you're being rushed now, wait until after the wedding. About ten minutes from the altar they'll all be like, when are you two having a baby?

Ryan: Castle, your whole relationship is built on the foundation of your boundary pushing.
Castle: Good point.

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