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Cougar-town

Nothing on two legs should walk that loud.

Hey fellas, I'm trying to talk to my man so could you take that thrashing down to the park?

Jules: All I want to do is make you happy.
Grayson: Really? Maybe tonight we'll..
Jules: ... it's not about sex, babe. But I want you to try to keep listening.
Grayson: I'll try my best.

I hope I NEVER pee this out!

I don't believe in ghosts, because if they were real I'd like to think that I would be felt up all the time.

Tom is our interhouse-shuttle. I pay him with head pats.

Stop being a parade rainer-onner. We're taking a group vacation!

Jules: This is the first time on this trip it's been just the ladies.
Ellie: It's an embarrassment of bitches.

Andy: Is that the candle holder from the room?
Jules: Forget about it.

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