Cougar Town

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Laurie: Did you just one night standed by your own son?
Jules: He said we were going to brunch.
Laurie: Oh no.

Travis: Mom, that's not you.
Jules: Oh, it's me, I toss asses!

What a great day! Man, this calls for some celebration wine. Oh, sorry, this is also my there's nothing good on TV wine.

Grayson: Like Children of the Corn.
Ellie: I crown you King of the Wussies.
Jules: They don't blink.
Ellie: I feel cold.
Grayson: Told ya!

Ellie: What the hell? I don't want to have see this everyday.
Jules: Really, rainbows get you riled up?

Well don't try to stop me if I'm Vogueing on top of a cab.

Grayson: You're not my Mom.
Jules: Don't sass me! I am not in the mood.

Jules: So you're telling me that you didn't wear kneepads because the other guys were making fun of you?
Grayson: And because I'm not a baby.

This is my fault. I should have written a note by the phone that says "Bobby, do not answer my phone." Oh, I was wrong here it is.

He's like a newborn calf on wheels.

One Soy Latte for Lady J. Love Explosion.

You know how hard it is to shower when you don't have a shower?

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Cougar Town Quotes

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

Wooo! How can I do woo wrong?

Jules